Me: What happened to your pajamas?
Number One Son: I got them wet.
Me: How did you get them wet? (slightly annoyed)
Number One Son: I put my hand in the toilet.
Me: Why did you put your hand in the toilet? (slightly alarmed, definitely annoyed)
Number One Son: To get the toothpaste that fell in.
Me: Thank you for getting the toothpaste out. Let's change your pajamas. (slightly bemused, definitely grossed out)
Number One Son: You're welcome. It was your toothpaste. (Pause.) Don't use it.
Me: Thanks. Good idea.
2 comments:
Your illustration prompts me to note that Tom of Tom’s of Maine is a Trinity grad (AD brother). Pretty cool.
Sorry about your toothpaste.
HA HA HA!!!
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