Me: What happened to your pajamas?
Number One Son: I got them wet.
Me: How did you get them wet? (slightly annoyed)
Number One Son: I put my hand in the toilet.
Me: Why did you put your hand in the toilet? (slightly alarmed, definitely annoyed)
Number One Son: To get the toothpaste that fell in.
Me: Thank you for getting the toothpaste out. Let's change your pajamas. (slightly bemused, definitely grossed out)
Number One Son: You're welcome. It was your toothpaste. (Pause.) Don't use it.
Me: Thanks. Good idea.
